*Disclaimer: this post is written based on my own experiences and opinions. If you do not agree, get your own blog!!!
In every type of business, we might find something that we really do not like about.
Specially when dealing with human relations, which in my case is really more intensa than the simple money exchange between a you and the cashier at the grocery store.
So I listei my 5 worse clients, steriotype when I am working as an Escort.
1- The forgettable
Normally before I Start any session, I list out my rules and ask as well what the person is confortante with or not.
But some eitheir will try to push a situation,even thou I said not to be into it.
For many that see my movies, might thing “oh, she is cool! She do it all, so I can do the same.”
This is a big No, No!
Neither I Don’t do all the same as in the movies or I am so cool!
The bonds and trust I have with my colleagues, can not be compare to someone I just met and is there just because they have an idea or expectativa toward who I am.
As well, I’ve seem many clients that simple do not use the mouth washer before “get it on” with me.
Just do not spit on my face or mouth. We arem’t there yet!
2- The “get the job done” ones
I got that I am paid to give you some pleasure, but the thing about high class escorts, we are also paid for our good and entertainning Conversations and presence.
If it was to have quantity and just spread my legs, without consideration with my feelings or needs, I would be working as Street Hooker, which I feel sometimes less emocional demand.
3- The Hypocrates
“Oh, I have a wonderful Wife and family!”
Me: Nice! So you guys have a open relationship? Or some sort of agreement?
Him: No. She just Don’t know and is ok this way. She knows me.
Fuck off!!! Your life is not wonderful, if you have a great lady at home and you come out to “find food.”
I give two options here:
Either do not talk about your marriage or just say yeah its ok,but do not say is perfect and you are all happy. If you need “hide to seek”.
Just as at the strip clubs, I use to get weekly “life-saving” proposes, in my new business, nothing has changed much!
There’s always someone that comes to me, pays for my one hour fee or more, but gets it all wrong. Because of my friendly behavior, he thinks that I will actually be available or looking for someone to share or complete myself.
I am so ahead of myself and my time, that just the thought of having someone else to make me feel happier or complete, nauseates me.
And, no I do not appreciate all the nonsense advice. I just want to get fucked well, enjoy my money and go sleep in peace. Because I had the opportunity years ago, to decide how I run my life.
5- The negotiator
He beliefs that I do what I do because I want a new LV bag or I probably do not have or had other opportunities in life. So I gosta ge and accept whatever he offers me.
This client, likes to show off his money and lifestyle and strongly believe that he is the one that price things.
Here you are not the man of the house, not the Boss of your department or the main player on your futball team. Here you are a buyer and I am a service provider, regardes of how much fun and interaction we have.
I Don’t know about other Escorts or how each person uses their money, but I know for a fact that I use it wisely and as the most responsible way I can.
My purpose was always make high ammounts of money, without having to respond to anyone, directly or indirectly.
So here it is.
What type of client is you?